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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post -
They were more like Ratzillas than rats. I got out of there as fast as I could. Who knows how many there will be if they've been breeding?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I think the dinner plate story is much more interesting.
I suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostJust tell the locals that they taste like chicken. They'll be gone before the end of Ramadan.
So do rats taste basically like squirrels, or what? | AnswerbagWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch.
(For the uninitiated, looky here and scroll down to "UPDATE", just above the comments.)Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I bet she licks the spoon and puts it back.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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