...I thought he must have overplayed it. "nothing can be as sore as that, it is just an infection"
Tom, you deserve those Oscars.
Had a bit of a sore lower tum since I came back from Bali where I had a few days of the squirts and a few burning pees. Things came to a head tonight when I went out for a quick beer in the pub. Went off for a quick wizz.
Thank God nobody was in or came in when I was at the toilet, it's not a good thing to be at a rough Glasgow pub urinal with the knees half bent, quivering, face you should only keep for the bedroom, mumbling in a high pitch "oh Jesus, oh Jesus".
A sanded pipe cleaner and a vinegar piss come to mind.
Got up the road and the girly asked me to pee on a stick. Urinary track infection diagnosed, straight on antibiotics.
Put me off my beer now.
Tom, you deserve those Oscars.
Had a bit of a sore lower tum since I came back from Bali where I had a few days of the squirts and a few burning pees. Things came to a head tonight when I went out for a quick beer in the pub. Went off for a quick wizz.
Thank God nobody was in or came in when I was at the toilet, it's not a good thing to be at a rough Glasgow pub urinal with the knees half bent, quivering, face you should only keep for the bedroom, mumbling in a high pitch "oh Jesus, oh Jesus".
A sanded pipe cleaner and a vinegar piss come to mind.
Got up the road and the girly asked me to pee on a stick. Urinary track infection diagnosed, straight on antibiotics.
Put me off my beer now.
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