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Time to get 200 tins of beans from makro and get the shotgun loaded.
Time to get 200 tins of beans from makro and get the shotgun loaded.
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If I miss only one meal I can get very grumpy indeed.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
As a trained butcher I think it will be cat escalopes before we starve.Comment
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No need. If you live in the country then ducks, squirrels and wood pigeons taste far better. You can stalk deer and hare in the snow too; just follow the tracks.Originally posted by minestrone View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I will apply for my shotgun certificate and move to the country.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Or I could just take a baseball bat to that boxer that wanted to take my leg off this morning when out running and serve it up on a platter.Comment
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No sheep around? You can hit them over the head with a baseball bat too. Top tip; go for the smaller ones; they're hoggets, tastier than lamb but still tender. But then if you're a trained butcher, you know that.Originally posted by minestrone View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Does the UK still have a civilisation?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How does this work:
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* Views: 0My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Sign on local shop yesterday....
No Bread...
No Milk...
No Post office...
No carrier bags...
No Lottery...
Civilisation has already collapsed.
ToneComment
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There are signs on the signs on the A3 near the M25 that say "this sign is not in use"
What could be more civilised than that?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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