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    Feather pillow.

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Feather pillow.
    Fluffy cloud
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      What is heaviest, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead ?




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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Feather pillow.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Feather pillow.
          Have you seen the price of pillows! I mean expensive.

          I bought 3 the other day. £69 each for a soft/medium goose feather and down. I didn't realise they were on the edge of extinction! I only paid £50 for an elephant foot umbrella stand last month.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

            What is heaviest, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead ?

            Hah! A catch question, but I know this one.

            It's the feathers, because of the air resistance.

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Hah! A catch question, but I know this one.

              It's the feathers, because of the air resistance.

              yep.

              ok whats the heaviest

              a ton of lead or a ton of gold ?




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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Have you seen the price of pillows! I mean expensive
                Pathetically sized as well - I am tempted to bring one from Moscow with me...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Feather pillow.
                  That's not a sentence. No verb you see. Feather can be a verb, but doesn't make sense in the context of pillows.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Fluffy cloud
                    Definitely not a sentence. Fluffy doesn't even pretend to be a verb.

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