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DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 14:29
:ohwell

PRC1964
25th February 2011, 14:33
House prices are escalating! Fill yer boots. (http://www.economist.com.na/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=23258:house-prices-escalate&catid=589:markets) *






* In Namibia

MarillionFan
25th February 2011, 14:34
:ohwell

Cliphead had his car stolen :rollin:

Oh sorry. Thought this was a Sasguru thread

:sad:

Jog On
25th February 2011, 14:35
Brent Crude oil looks like it might be turning around:

Brent Oil Chart (http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/brent.php)

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 14:39
Brent Crude oil looks like it might be turning around:

Brent Oil Chart (http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/brent.php)

Great, more chavs on the road with cheap petrol.

:ohwell

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 14:40
House prices are escalating! Fill yer boots. (http://www.economist.com.na/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=23258:house-prices-escalate&catid=589:markets) *






* In Namibia

Great, another investment opportunity missed.

:ohwell

MaryPoppins
25th February 2011, 14:45
Poor Prawn.

Boobs on the way.

Dearnla
25th February 2011, 14:47
Poor Prawn.

Boobs on the way.
Covered in Ice Cream - or was it custard??

MaryPoppins
25th February 2011, 14:48
Covered in Ice Cream - or was it custard??

I think Dim's on a diet - he prefers them without

sasguru
25th February 2011, 14:50
Well the thought that there's at least one millionaire on CUK ought to cheer you up.
Means you can do it too.

AtW
25th February 2011, 14:53
Well the thought that there's at least one millionaire on CUK ought to cheer you up. Means you can do it too.

What about me?

sasguru
25th February 2011, 14:55
What about me?

You may be a rouble millionaire someday, if you're lucky.

TimberWolf
25th February 2011, 14:57
:ohwell

There's always someone worse off than you*



*except in exceptional circumstances

OwlHoot
25th February 2011, 14:57
Well the thought that there's at least one millionaire on CUK ought to cheer you up.
Means you can do it too.

I thought DP was the millionaire :confused:

OH in "Money may not make you happy, but it does allow you to be miserable in comfort" mode

MarillionFan
25th February 2011, 14:58
You may be a rouble millionaire someday, if you're lucky.

One day. One day.

Though at the present rate one day ain't going to be long. Net income for the week so far is 8k. According to calculations I'm going to be coming in at 62k for the first quarter. :banana:

sasguru
25th February 2011, 15:06
I thought DP was the millionaire :confused:



It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.

AtW
25th February 2011, 15:21
It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.

He is like Mad Hatter - never been the same ever since he sold his Cyprus villa and converted euros to GBP way too early...

GreenLabel
25th February 2011, 16:12
It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.

That would also explain why you've been so grumpy lately.

EternalOptimist
25th February 2011, 16:24
It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.

Sas mate, I dont mean to be personal, but that avatar is the closest thing I have ever seen to a pubic face.

just saying like




:rolleyes:

sasguru
25th February 2011, 16:51
That would also explain why you've been so grumpy lately.

No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.

GreenLabel
25th February 2011, 17:00
No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.

You've talked before about starting your own consultancy, why not roll with that?

AtW
25th February 2011, 17:22
You've talked before about starting your own consultancy, why not roll with that?

Would you actually PAY for his consultancy? :eek:

GreenLabel
25th February 2011, 18:58
Would you actually PAY for his consultancy? :eek:

Who, me? Feck no! Given his ability for the generation of massive quantities of carp and the mediocrity of some senior managers I've seen, I'm sure there are more than a few firms out there he could swindle.

fullyautomatix
25th February 2011, 18:59
Did you say you wanted cheering up ?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01831/jacqui-smith_1831772c.jpg

d000hg
25th February 2011, 19:22
There's always someone worse off than youWhat if it's Wilmslow?


<penis waving> :tumble:

d000hg
25th February 2011, 19:24
Poor Prawn.

Boobs on the way.Aww, all the girls choose prawn over me :ohwell

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 20:36
Poor Prawn.

Boobs on the way.

Cheers MP.

Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

OwlHoot
25th February 2011, 20:57
Cheers MP.

Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

I have a small third nipple. I can send you a pic if you like. :rolleyes:

MaryPoppins
25th February 2011, 21:30
Cheers MP.

Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

Screw you, fish face!

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 21:38
Screw you, fish face!

MaryPoppins is professional and courteous

:rolleyes:

MaryPoppins
25th February 2011, 21:39
MaryPoppins is professional and courteous

:rolleyes:

:laugh

DimPrawn knows their stuff

:rolleyes:

I know you're just in a moody cos I said you like girly cars.

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 21:44
I know you're just in a moody cos I said you like girly cars.

If a £140K rear wheel drive car with 612 bhp from a 6.0 twin-turbo V12 that (with the restrictor removed) can do well over 200 MPH is a girls car, then I'm a big fat

http://www.partyon-line.co.uk/prodimg4006.jpg

MaryPoppins
25th February 2011, 21:48
If a £140K rear wheel drive car with 612 bhp from a 6.0 twin-turbo V12 that (with the restrictor removed) can do well over 200 MPH is a girls car, then I'm a big fat

http://www.partyon-line.co.uk/prodimg4006.jpg

Come on, put your dinkle away now. You know it looked a bit, well - girly.

Here's (http://www.diseno-art.com/images/Nissan-GT-R-Proto-track.jpg)what you want.

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 22:48
No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.

The Daily Mash - Britons face not being able to have everything they want (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britons-face-not-being-able-to-have-everything-they-want-201102173553/)

HTH

d000hg
25th February 2011, 22:51
If a £140K rear wheel drive car with 612 bhp from a 6.0 twin-turbo V12 that (with the restrictor removed) can do well over 200 MPHOooh, look at the girly get defensive. All those macho numbers, he protests too much.

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 22:54
Oooh, look at the girly get defensive. All those macho numbers, he protests too much.

:ladybags:

I'm only pissed off cos some twat in a CL55 AMG cut me up on the motorway today.

suityou01
26th February 2011, 11:11
I have a small third nipple. I can send you a pic if you like. :rolleyes:

You are scaramanga and I claim my free golden gun. :wink

http://www.snyderworld.co.cc/web_images/christopher_lee_as_francisco_scaramanga.jpg