It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
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My missus wants to sh@g Colin Firth
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My missus wants to sh@g Colin Firth
Last edited by EternalOptimist; 28 February 2011, 14:19.(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
It's Simon Baker for me these days."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostHow very 1995...
It's Simon Baker for me these days.
Off to google this Baker fella nowPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostHow very 1995...
It's Simon Baker for me these days.
Still would though - Colin Firth. Mr Darcy... <drool>Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat other fella you mentioned a while ago (his name escapes me, sciencey sort of fella?) is popping up everywhere these days.
Off to google this Baker fella now
Darcy, oh yes."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostHow very 1995...
It's Simon Baker for me these days.
I concur. He'd get it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, him!
I concur. He'd get it.Comment
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