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    I am starving

    Unfortunately I'm in a bit of a snackage no mans land. What to do?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Unfortunately I'm in a bit of a snackage no mans land. What to do?
    Pick your nose and eat it.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Chew your toenails.

      If nothing else it will give the rest of the office a laugh
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Unfortunately I'm in a bit of a snackage no mans land. What to do?
        I got a top tip today , from a posh bird.

        I havnt tried this, but it sounds great.

        4 chicken breasts , 1 tin of mushroom soup, cup of water
        casserole for an hour

        cover with grated cheese mixed up with a big crumbled up bag of salt and vinegar crisps
        casserole for half an hour


        it comes out juicy with a thick crusty lid, apparently

        yum yum


        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Posh birds can't cook. That is an actual genuine fact. They make up for it in other ways though.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

            juicy with a thick crusty lid, apparently
            Sounds like a.....







            Never mind
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Unfortunately I'm in a bit of a snackage no mans land. What to do?
              I was on a site like that once, they had a kettle and little else, I used to keep Sachet of hot chocolate in my bag.

              Most days there was no milk left in the afternoon, and too much of a hike to get some. So the hot choc was drink and snack.
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                #8
                Punch yourself hard in the stomach.

                Yes it hurts: yes it works.

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                  #9
                  Times are tough.

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                    #10
                    Problem solved with a nice packet of ham. And a bit of cheese.

                    Edit: Who negged me for being peckish? That's a bit poor.

                    Edit: Thanks for the +ve

                    It all balances out in the end
                    Last edited by doodab; 18 May 2011, 18:43.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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