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    It comes as no surprise really...

    ... given some of the stuff that gets posted over there, but here it is from the horses mouth.


    Mumsnet members like porn
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    ... given some of the stuff that gets posted over there, but here it is from the horses mouth.


    Mumsnet members like porn
    I think you'll find that women in general like porn. It's just that it's not necessarily the stuff that you like that involves a chicken and ducktape.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      It's just that it's not necessarily the stuff that you like that involves a chicken and ducktape.
      That's masturbation. It's only porn if you film it.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        This is the kind of filth they read.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          This is the kind of filth they read.
          I love the story, but was completely surprised the book was so tiny. I think that needs to be made clear for customers.

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            #6
            Does anybody not like porn?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Does anybody not like porn?
              Dave's chicken.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Dave's chicken.
                Presumably it's not very pleasant with all the bones and things. Wouldn't it be better to cut a hole in a watermelon or something?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Here are a few pawn movies:

                  Pawn Stars — History.com TV Episodes, Schedule, & Video
                  I'm alright Jack

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Dave's chicken.
                    Reminds me of a joke...

                    Why did the chicken cross the road?

                    Because it was stuck on the end of the perverts knob!

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