Just back from gig. Been in since 7am. Bob has failed to deploy the system for over a week and I've been failing the UAT/Test phase for 7 days.
On holiday from Monday. Client now begging me to defer as the recipient is kicking up a fuss. Two days to go and the new deployment still doesn't work. That's fine. Going to cost you for the w/e/Monday.
Failure to complete is a £20k fine. Client paying extra to stay around.
Quick word with Mrs MF. 'Sorry love going to move the holiday by a few days I'm needed to sort some tulip out' 'Oh!!!!' 'Shut it. I'm the daddy round here. Go to your mums'
Poured a glass of wine, now going to knock out some mosiac pictures.
Balls of steel me. Balls of steel.
On holiday from Monday. Client now begging me to defer as the recipient is kicking up a fuss. Two days to go and the new deployment still doesn't work. That's fine. Going to cost you for the w/e/Monday.
Failure to complete is a £20k fine. Client paying extra to stay around.
Quick word with Mrs MF. 'Sorry love going to move the holiday by a few days I'm needed to sort some tulip out' 'Oh!!!!' 'Shut it. I'm the daddy round here. Go to your mums'
Poured a glass of wine, now going to knock out some mosiac pictures.
Balls of steel me. Balls of steel.
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