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Biggest pile of tulipe I've ever worked with

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    Biggest pile of tulipe I've ever worked with

    I've tried installing on 2 different OS, 2 different databases, 4 different patchlevels and not one ******* supported ******* combination ******* runs the installer to completion. Pile of ******* tulipting tulip. Bear in mind I've been working with this product for around 15 years. I have never seen anything as tulip as this. They should be ashamed to sell it. I'm ashamed to work with it. What a stinking pile of stinking tulip.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Having a good day then?
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #4
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        Having a good day then?
        4 days more like. Chuffing Brilliant.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          That's my plan B you're insulting there. I've just got to fix one last bug.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            I've just got to fix one last bug.
            Take your time. There's no money in perfect bug-free software. How would you sell the support and upgrades!?
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              That's my plan B you're insulting there. I've just got to fix one last bug.
              This one?

              Category; showstopper
              Priority; When doggy can be bothered
              Description; cannot be installed on anything
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                Take your time. There's no money in perfect bug-free software. How would you sell the support and upgrades!?
                By not fixing it for 15 years.

                Isn't that right Doodab?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I've tried installing on 2 different OS, 2 different databases, 4 different patchlevels and not one ******* supported ******* combination ******* runs the installer to completion. Pile of ******* tulipting tulip. Bear in mind I've been working with this product for around 15 years. I have never seen anything as tulip as this. They should be ashamed to sell it. I'm ashamed to work with it. What a stinking pile of stinking tulip.
                  That's what you get for choosing OS/2 2.11 and OS/2 warp as your OS
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    That's what you get for choosing OS/2 2.11 and OS/2 warp as your OS
                    Oi! Are you helping him solve problems? Stop it; some tester's evening meal depends on that tulip software!
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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