Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostElectronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostOuch. Just to cheer you up, I cracked mine coming off my bike last month and it still hurts.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostJust to cheer you both up, I chipped a finger nail three years ago in a rugby match and it still hurts.
FTFYLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostFTFYAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostElectronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.
Originally posted by minestrone View PostElectronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when five bouncers are trying to eject you from a night club.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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