Anyone got a bargepole they can lend me?

[ilovehr]

Just seen this outfit pop up on LinkedIn.

Take home 95% of your contract value! That has to be a record......

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The scary thing is, there are still people who go for this sort of bulltulip

[TestMangler]

Just seen this outfit pop up on LinkedIn.

Take home 95% of your contract value! That has to be a record......

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The scary thing is, there are still people who go for this sort of bulltulip

I assume you are implying that you "wouldn't touch it with a bargepole".

In that case, why do you need to borrow one ? If you're not going to touch something with it, you don't need it, do you ?

HTH

If you do find yourself requiring a bargepole, but only to touch something with, please contact me and i will lend you mine.

[ilovehr]

From the website

Due to our innovative and effective structure. We cannot provide precise details of our internal processes and structure as these are unique to us, but it is these that allow us to guarantee you 95% of your contracted payments - that will be legally tax free!

Our services have been operating for a number of years and have withstood various government revenue investigations where the outcome is that no action can be taken against our associates; as we operate in a uniquely legal manner.

[craig1]

Comes with an optional "protection" package of a tube of lubricant for when HMRC start wondering where their tax revenues have gone.

[geoff from contracta IOM]

Due to our innovative and effective structure. We cannot provide precise details of our internal processes and structure as these are unique to us, but it is these that allow us to guarantee you 95% of your contracted payments - that will be legally tax free!

Our services have been operating for a number of years and have withstood various government revenue investigations where the outcome is that no action can be taken against our associates; as we operate in a uniquely legal manner.

one word - bulltulipe

[TestMangler]

Due to our innovative and effective structure. We cannot provide precise details of our internal processes and structure as these are unique to us, but it is these that allow us to guarantee you 95% of your contracted payments - that will be legally tax free!

Our services have been operating for a number of years and have withstood various government revenue investigations where the outcome is that no action can be taken against our associates; as we operate in a uniquely legal manner.

That reminds me of a woman my mate went out with, who described herself as 'differently special'

[geoff from contracta IOM]

Their PO Box and address in Dubai actually belongs to Hewlett Packard, must be a new sideline for them in tax evasion schemes !

[jmo21]

I assume you are implying that you "wouldn't touch it with a bargepole".

In that case, why do you need to borrow one ? If you're not going to touch something with it, you don't need it, do you ?

HTH

If you do find yourself requiring a bargepole, but only to touch something with, please contact me and i will lend you mine.

I think he's confused with "keeping something at arm's length", so OP unless you are a double amputee, you don't need us.

[prozak]

i think their fees are so low because you will never see any of your money.

[NotAllThere]

I think he's confused with "keeping something at arm's length", so OP unless you are a double amputee, you don't need us.

Well, he wouldn't touch it with his own bargepole, but will use someone else's.