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BPM: Who wants it, who needs it?

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    BPM: Who wants it, who needs it?

    Implies the PM at ClientCo.

    Sigh.
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    #2
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Implies the PM at ClientCo.

    Sigh.
    I guess he's engaged a top BPM Architect and is now starting to ask WTF are they paying for...
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      #3
      Beats Per Minute?

      you working at some nightclub Cojak?
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        #4
        I find BPM very useful a gauge for "keeping in the zone" while I'm on the treadmill as it happens

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          #5
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          Implies the PM at ClientCo.

          Sigh.
          PM me the details I'll be right on it. Kerching.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            PM me the details I'll be right on it. Kerching.

            They are looking for a reliable BPM architect who can deliver and can work in small teams, not a pretend BPM guy who is off sick with Man Flu and paternity leave every other week.
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              #7
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              They are looking for a reliable BPM architect who can deliver and can work in small teams, not a pretend BPM guy who is off sick with Man Flu and paternity leave every other week.
              Did I mention you can kiss my ass?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Did I mention you can kiss my ass?
                No thanks, I'm off the lard for Lent.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  No thanks, I'm off the lard for Lent.
                  Lent gets earlier every year ...
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                    #10
                    BPM

                    Are you confusing this with BPD?

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