I'm hungover, mildly depressed, and all this doom is getting me down. Please post something good newsy or amusing, thanks
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Can someone post some good news please
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Can someone post some good news please
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Yes, I'm feeling quite cheerful and healthy today and I feel even more so having read about your misery!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Well, I just received news that a relative I didn't know recently died (I know you wanted good news... wait for it...) but there is a sum of $11.6m in his bank account that I am entitled to! Boomed!It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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I just had a huge plate of bacon and eggs. And some coffee.
My toy helicopter has just finished recharging.
I have managed to install oracle clusterware, 11g and SQL developer without getting stuck
There are some fluffy clouds floating past my window.
Did I mention I may have another gig, at a better rate, and closer to my house?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI have managed to install oracle clusterware, 11g and SQL developer without getting stuckAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MrRobin View PostWell, I just received news that a relative I didn't know recently died (I know you wanted good news... wait for it...) but there is a sum of $11.6m in his bank account that I am entitled to! Boomed!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs it Mr Jacob M'Banjo from Lagos?
Brother Mich!!It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Excellent, excellent, thanks all, keep it coming"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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