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Toilet Paperology
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Simple rule when entering a toilet; "Lock and roll equals 'rock and roll' ". -
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Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View PostThere is nothing there!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostAre you sure you're a contractor ?
By posting a thread with a title of toilet papperology and leaving the body of the message blank
I thought the message we were supposed to undestand is that when she went to the bathroom to do her
doings she discovered that there was no paper in the cubicle.Comment
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Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View PostI thought that perhaps this lady was being cryptic.
By posting a thread with a title of toilet papperology and leaving the body of the message blank
I thought the message we were supposed to undestand is that when she went to the bathroom to do her
doings she discovered that there was no paper in the cubicle.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View PostI thought the message we were supposed to undestand is that when she went to the bathroom to do her
doings she discovered that there was no paper in the cubicle.
<to the tune of ther Marseillaise>
A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
For to have a bloody good sh1t,
He pulled down his pants and trousers,
So that he could...REVEL IN IT!
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,
OU EST LE PAPIER?
OU EST LE PAPIER?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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