Chocolate Oreos look more robust than they are. These are single dunk biscuits only. Repeat. These are single dunk biscuits only. More than one dunk in an ISO standard tea or coffee could result in sediment, or total biscuit collapse (TBC). You have been warned.
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And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of GuinnessKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of GuinnessI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostOreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
The yanks can't do beer, cheese or biscuitsCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostOreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThat. Chav-biscuits.
Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.
The PM brought them back from her trip to the states. I shall of course spit a half eaten one over her while she sits at her desk, cuff her round the earhole and send her out to get some Fox's though. Good steer.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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