Just been looking at a house I might buy

[DimPrawn]

4 bedroom detached house for sale in Shepperton, TW17

In addition you will attain a slice of English history, as the sale includes the title, Lord of the Manor of Shepperton, an ancient title dating back to the medieval times.



You may kneel and kiss my ring.

[MrRobin]

I reckon this one would be better for you:

4 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in Dacre Street, Morpeth, Four Bedroom End of Terrace House, NE61

Looking unremarkable from the outside, it deserves further investigation from the monumental masonry cracks as soon as you open the door, to the crumbling handrail and dodgy stone steps leading to the garage and small garden

An adequate supply of reading material is essential when visiting the downstairs wc, to help dispel the gloom of the room

A first floor landing may initially appear to be carpeted with pleasantly patterned silver strips, however on closer inspection, these strips are merely pieces of tape holding the carpet together

[scooterscot]

Does the tittle get you a seat in the house of Lords?! Thought not. Fail.

Looks tatty for something so pricey.

[DimPrawn]

I reckon this one would be better for you:

4 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in Dacre Street, Morpeth, Four Bedroom End of Terrace House, NE61

Yes I have to sell my existing house first.

[DimPrawn]

Does the tittle get you a seat in the house of Lords?! Thought not. Fail.

Looks tatty for something so pricey.

Pricey!?!

For the SE that's almost free.

[doodab]

The flag is a nice touch though

[BrilloPad]

Does the tittle get you a seat in the house of Lords?! Thought not. Fail.

Looks tatty for something so pricey.

Indeed. My wife is Lady of Glencairn. Somewhere up in Scotland she owns a piece of land 1cm*1cm..

She always thought she was better than me as she had been to public school (I am merely grammar school). Whem I bought her the title she said "are you taking the p1ss?"

[DimPrawn]

£275K for that tatty terraced house in Morpeth is more of shock! Who in their right mind...

[MarillionFan]

I reckon this one would be better for you:

4 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in Dacre Street, Morpeth, Four Bedroom End of Terrace House, NE61

Nah. This is more Dims level.

[DimPrawn]

Nah. This is more Dims level.

That's my eco-shed™