...although I see his mum regularly. Do you think he's busy with his GCSEs?
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Haven't seen DCJ for a while ...
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His mum prolly caught him surfing for porn and banned him from her machine. I'd guess she changed the password from dcjm1 to dcjm2 and he still hasn't worked it out yet... :b -
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I heard he's been very traumatised of late, after one of the big boys at school flushed his head down the toilet. Again.Comment
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I saw a 'happy slapping' mpeg on the net the other day and I think it was DCJ.
"Take that Dave Jnr you little runt" - they screamed as one held him down and up to three more slapped him really hard across the face and hit him with rulers.
Terrible way for teachers to act.:bComment
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sasguru is the only dad he's known.
Pity he keeps slamming the door in DCJs face when he's shagging his mum.:rollinComment
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"Take that Dave Jnr you little runt"Comment
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>> sasguru is the only dad he's known.
I tried. I even watched that crappy Nick Hornby film, "About a Bloke" or something. But when DCJ comes home from school with his snotty nose and peeks round the door, while I'm taking his mum doggy style, it's the last straw.Comment
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What a strange speech impediment
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how ronfusing. I'm surprised that wasn't rorrerted when he went to rollege.Comment
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