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Q. Now Mr Pimp, How would you get hold of new leads?
A. Well I’d phone up a contractor and tell him I have this great role but I need some refs beforehand.
Q. Can you give an example of making a client happy?
A. Yes, I would tell him you can get rid of any of our contractors without notice.
Q. How would you increase profits?
A. I would tell the contractor just before he signs the contract that the client will only pay £10 PER HOUR LESS.HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability. -
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Yes, I suspect that £70k+ is really £70k-. Meaning that somebody once earned £70k in a year, or they would have done if they hadn't had their decent accounts taken off them.Comment
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Gentlemen, did you notice that the advert was for Dublin? Ireland?
Now, let me explain, in Dublin, Ireland, they use the EURO...
So, I suggest that you get back on those fecking phones before I sack the bloody lot of you!Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizardYes, I suspect that £70k+ is really £70k-. Meaning that somebody once earned £70k in a year, or they would have done if they hadn't had their decent accounts taken off them.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by threadedWhy do you assume £70k? I thought in Ireland they used that Euro thingy, but still it's about £50k, which I think it must be "on target earnings", still an awful lot to pay for a telesales type BOS. So guess the whole advert must be one of them things agents do on jobserve when they're bored.Comment
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