MF single handedly supporting the economy.

**Old Greg** · 8 May 2012, 17:42

He's certainly a ****** if that's what you mean.

**xoggoth** · 8 May 2012, 17:54

If they were really cheap they would be making their own. I am making the wife a vibrator out of her old blender.

http://www.xoggoth.org/pages/cheaps.html

**mudskipper** · 8 May 2012, 18:04

Right - I think a jumping spider is essential for my next project meeting. I'll ask Timberwolf if they're available in the pound shop.

**TimberWolf** · 8 May 2012, 18:10

Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Did we do this?

Have we done this one yet?

Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Sex toy boom as cash-strapped couples look for cheap indoor entertainment... and one town spends FOUR times the national average on vibrators | Mail Online

One town in Britain spends four times the national average on erotic accessories according to analysis by an online sex shop. Voted the best place to live in Britain in a poll by the Halifax bank, Fleet, in Hampshire, was top of the table for spending on sex toys.

Coincidence:?

The Hampshire district of Hart has been named as the UK's most desirable place to live for quality of life. The district of Hart is in north-east Hampshire and includes the towns of Fleet and Yateley.
BBC News - Hart in Hampshire named as UK's most desirable place

Hapenis is a town in Hampshire.

**TimberWolf** · 8 May 2012, 18:17

Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Right - I think a jumping spider is essential for my next project meeting. I'll ask Timberwolf if they're available in the pound shop.

I expect so, they have a children's section in the one I go to. I was quite impressed by xoggoth's tip about finding free elastic bands near Post Offices, but then the page rapidly went from weird to rather disturbing

**BrilloPad** · 8 May 2012, 18:20

Why do couples need many sex toys? Surely it is singles who need more?

**EternalOptimist** · 8 May 2012, 18:38

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why do couples need many sex toys? Surely it is singles who need more?

trust me, when you get to my age, any help is greatly appreciated

**BrilloPad** · 8 May 2012, 18:56

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

trust me, when you get to my age, any help is greatly appreciated

I am older than you! I think?

And most of the help I need can be cured with a little blue tablet. And my 20 year old mistress.

**EternalOptimist** · 8 May 2012, 19:21

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am older than you! I think?

And most of the help I need can be cured with a little blue tablet. And my 20 year old mistress.

Women -look away now. this is a mens only post - please skip to the post below

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

I got Mrs EO a nifty item from Anne Summers
a £150 de lux vibro, that does the works. and its quiet and smooth, as you would expect for that money. and fast. and it doesnt have a shed load of extraneous ears or wobbling bits
I also got a £10 bumstinger from Barcelona - but thats another story.

The trick is this - DONT use the vibro.

tickle her back for an hour, then rub her shoulders then scratch her head. Then when she's totally relaxed, get the tools out.
put it in position, then say, 'just hold this for me for a minute while I get a swig of beer'

30 seconds later, when you come back, it will all be over and you can go to sleep

MF single handedly supporting the economy.