Hands up if you're in a plush spa complex, in glorious sunshine in California.

**Old Greg** · 8 July 2012, 18:28

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Just me then?

Moo haa haa.

Posting on CUK. Too tragic.

**MarillionFan** · 8 July 2012, 18:33

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Posting on CUK. Too tragic.

Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving.

**AtW** · 8 July 2012, 18:35

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving.

Does the rest of the unsuspecting US team knows you are about to outsource their jobs?

**Old Greg** · 8 July 2012, 18:36

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Working.

Massaging fat executives' hairy buttocks.

FTFY

**MarillionFan** · 8 July 2012, 18:45

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Does the rest of the unsuspecting US team knows you are about to outsource their jobs?

Actually I'm feeling nervous.

I never feel nervous.

**Old Greg** · 8 July 2012, 18:51

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Actually I'm feeling nervous.

I never feel nervous.

Then how do you know that is nervous that you are feeling? Perhaps it's something different like love or remorse.

**ctdctd** · 8 July 2012, 18:51

Squeeze a bit harder old bean - ah yes, that's got the spot.

I think you have found your true calling

**AtW** · 8 July 2012, 18:51

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Actually I'm feeling nervous. I never feel nervous.

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage

**Old Greg** · 8 July 2012, 18:53

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage

I'm sure it is.

Hands up if you're in a plush spa complex, in glorious sunshine in California.