Where is scooterscot?

**sasguru** · 16 July 2012, 12:55

He's found out that chancers don't last very long ....

**oracleslave** · 16 July 2012, 13:08

Shame. You two pining for the dominant force in your ménage à trois

**BrilloPad** · 16 July 2012, 13:13

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

He's found out that chancers don't last very long ....

You have proved that cretins do.

**AtW** · 16 July 2012, 13:55

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Shame. You two pining for the dominant farce in your ménage à trois

FTFY

**Doggy Styles** · 16 July 2012, 21:22

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Didn't he last say he is going to Dubai?!?!

Perhaps he is working off his hotel debt in some prison there

I think he works at my client, in the same office as me. In fact at the next desk. This chap is British, a rabid europhile, thinks he is German, and reads the Guardian.

He recently told me that the Italian deficit and national debt aren't a problem because there are a lot of rich Italians living there.

I daren't ask him if he is ScooterScot, but I can't think of anyone else who might say that.

Edit: I've just realised he can't be, because he's not Scottish.

**AtW** · 16 July 2012, 22:11

Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

This chap is British, a rabid europhile, thinks he is German, and reads the Guardian. He recently told me that the Italian deficit and national debt aren't a problem because there are a lot of rich Italians living there.

Sounds like you are working with sasguru - I dare to ask him if he has got eco shed

**alluvial** · 16 July 2012, 22:23

Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

I think he works at my client, in the same office as me. In fact at the next desk. This chap is British, a rabid europhile, thinks he is German, and reads the Guardian.

He recently told me that the Italian deficit and national debt aren't a problem because there are a lot of rich Italians living there.

I daren't ask him if he is ScooterScot, but I can't think of anyone else who might say that.

Edit: I've just realised he can't be, because he's not Scottish.

Does he laugh at your jokes?

**MarillionFan** · 16 July 2012, 22:48

**Doggy Styles** · 17 July 2012, 08:21

Originally posted by alluvial View Post

Does he laugh at your jokes?

Funnily enough, no.

But that's just him trying to be a humourless Teuton. I'm sure he's laughing inside.

Where is scooterscot?