In the last week I've done a huge amount of development and got the project back on track. In today's standup I find out the BA is writing the requirements for dev work I did months ago. Looking up at the ceiling I barked "WHAT?". I then put my red beams on the BA who could not even look me in the eye. BA muttered something inaudible and shuffled from one foot to the other. The PM intervenes asking me which ticket im working on. I completely ignored that question, and got stuck into the BA. "Have you done my test cases?". BA shakes head, still shoe gazing. I call "right, meeting over" and everyone slopes off. The PM is stumped.
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If I am ever setting up a team that requires the services of a Grade A asshole, I'll be sure to give you a call to fulfill that function.
Until then..................dream on.
HTH
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostThe PM is stumped.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!
What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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You wouldn't be long for the world in my team. As PM, I reckon you'd be gone within 6 weeks tops.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!
What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!
What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Thing is he comes on here trolling with all the subtlety his countrymen are renowned for and finds takers every time. Joke is on the biters not the bitee, to coin a word and a phrase.Hard Brexit now!
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