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Oh dear and at the height of the clap season too.
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Are students that thick these days that they need advice?
Wear a condom! No pregnancy and no STD. And if you can't discuss contraception with your partner you are not ready to have sex.
Do they also have a clinic to blow their nose for them?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAre students that thick these days that they need advice?
Wear a condom! No pregnancy and no STD. And if you can't discuss contraception with your partner you are not ready to have sex.
Do they also have a clinic to blow their nose for them?
Do you not remember Uni: Waking up in the morning feeling slightly nauseous, a slight ting in the bottom of your stomach indicating you've been bad the night before and then realising you bedded one of the local bikes whilst drunk?
...and worse you've just heard her clearing her lungs in the bathroom?Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostNo, but they might be that drunk....
Do you not remember Uni: Waking up in the morning feeling slightly nauseous, a slight ting in the bottom of your stomach indicating you've been bad the night before and then realising you bedded one of the local bikes whilst drunk?
...and worse you've just heard her clearing her lungs in the bathroom?
But when I was at university (early eighties) STDs had not been invented. At least I did ask her if she was on the pill.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
But when I was at university (early eighties) STDs had not been invented. At least I did ask her if she was on the pill.
I sometimes think there will be a knock at the door one day...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostNo, but they might be that drunk....
Do you not remember Uni: Waking up in the morning feeling slightly nauseous, a slight tingling in your bottom indicating you've been had the night before and then realising you were bedded by one of the local bikes whilst drunk?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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