You drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I think it helps if you try not to look smug while dropping one ....
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Exactly. Minestrones wife hates it when I let rip and hold her head under the duvet.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm a little fragrant this morning. Think it was the slightly undercooked brocolli and cauliflower last night. Will see if I can save it up till I'm in clientCo's lift.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.
1 x Bomber Jacket, to a customer in Coventry
A complete accident as the Cust Ref and SKU was chosen at Random but didn't half make me laugh when it came up on the screens we were watching.Comment
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Posts like this make me realise the sort of people Im conversing with.
Admit it, which one of you is this:-
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Churchill was saying the opposite thing after WWII
"What's the big deal, it's not as if i farted in front of the missus "Comment
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