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Ho Ho - shouldn't laugh. dont tell the missus

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    Ho Ho - shouldn't laugh. dont tell the missus

    Mrs EO came home from work at 6, tired and stressed, let the cats in then went to sleep on the couch.
    menawhile I am wrapping up some work stuff. So neither of us heard a cat crying to go out.

    a couple of hours later she comes into the computer room, sniffing and says, one of the mogs has sh!t

    and there it was , in her shoe. a big stinky runny cat poo. right next to my festering trainers

    she couldnt believe it would rather poo in her nice sweet smelling shoe, than in my rancid trainer.
    she made me promise not to tell anyone, and i agreed. that means i have to tell everyone


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    You did it really and then blamed the poor old cat.
    bloggoth

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      #3
      Since we're sharing, one of the NorPusses decided to pee on my shoes, which I discovered when changing into my work shoes on Monday.

      I guess he thought I needed something to remind me of him when I travelled to the smoke, the prevailing smell of cat pee is not one of them!
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        You did it really and then blamed the poor old cat.
        I doubt his aim is that good.

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