I've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!)
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You've got to be tulipting me!
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You've got to be tulipting me!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!) -
Painkillers & brandy?
You should be able to get an emergency dental appointment tomorrow.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostClove oil is supposed to be good as a temporary pain killerIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Oh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!
On way back to hotel!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!
On way back to hotel!!!!
Punched in the face: broken tooth?
Robbed: stolen passport?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostYou sure you've not been mugged?
Punched in the face: broken tooth?
Robbed: stolen passport?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPassport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.
At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!
Safe trip.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View Post
At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!
Safe trip.
Well fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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