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NumptyCorner
22nd June 2005, 13:08
I thought I'd start a thread where people can formulate wild and exaggerated prejudices and stereotypes. Other members can then agree giving everyone a nice warm self satisfied feeling about their shared (and hence factual) bigotry. Please stick to the usual topics, they get more interesting the more I read them.

PRC1964
22nd June 2005, 13:10
OK.

Facial hair is the mark of the local government tw@t with a clipboard and an over-inflated sense of self worth.

WageSlave1
22nd June 2005, 13:10
Ok, me first, please, please, please!

Chavs, pikeys, gypos, the working class - all scum.

trajectory
22nd June 2005, 13:14
People with tatoos are either total f ucking chav scum losers OR trying so hard to be trendy that they are in fact complete and utter tosspots.

Disclaimer : The above does not apply to birds in jazz mags with little tatoos strategically placed around their girly bits.

NumptyCorner
22nd June 2005, 13:16
People with shaven heads are closet gays

SupremeSpod
22nd June 2005, 13:17
OAPs useless drain on society the lot of 'em!

Put them to the sword I say!

WageSlave1
22nd June 2005, 13:23
Geeks who masquerade as attractive women on message boards live alone in bedsits, their wives having left them due to sexual inadequacy and perversion.

YOU WILL DIE ALONE SURROUNDED BY A MOUNTAIN OF USED KLEENEX AND PUKE.

sasguru
22nd June 2005, 15:00
All contractors are narrow minded bigots with a hygiene problem and no social skills whatsever. They tend to be loners with no girlfriends and bulk buy boxes of Kleenex tissues .

@#%$, that reminds me - Things to do:

1. Renew sub to BNP news.
2. Order 5000 boxes of Kleenex.
3. Must have shower next week.
4. Have a look at RussianbridesForSale.com

PRC1964
22nd June 2005, 15:05
RussianbridesForSale.com

Bastard, I got all excited only to find it doesn't exist.

WageSlave1
22nd June 2005, 15:06
All contractors are narrow minded bigots with a hygiene problem and no social skills whatsever.

My hygiene is excellent. But I am known to the local police force. There have been many complaints :rolleyes

trajectory
22nd June 2005, 15:07
Any bloke that has lots of girl "friends" (as opposed to girlfriends) is a closet homosexual.

WageSlave1
22nd June 2005, 15:10
Any bloke that has lots of girl "friends" (as opposed to girlfriends) is a closet homosexual

Going the "friends" route is the only real option for an ugly bloke to pull some decent totty. Take it nice and slow, gaining trust, then grab the growler :lol

NumptyCorner
22nd June 2005, 16:14
http://www.bitbrothers.com/~bob/ireland/transdublin.jpg


Sandy and R Loos with Milan

sasguru
22nd June 2005, 16:17
Is that Franco in the backround, looking over longingly ?

DimPrawn
22nd June 2005, 16:27
Which one is Milan?

sasguru
22nd June 2005, 16:41
Rebecca on the left, Sandy in the middle and Milan on the right, I reckon.

shaunbhoy
22nd June 2005, 16:41
Which one is Milan?

Has to be the blonde I reckon.
;)

sasguru
22nd June 2005, 16:43
Bit slow today eh, SB?

shaunbhoy
22nd June 2005, 16:44
I blame the heat. Not to mention the Alzheimers!!!
:lol