Ah ebay....

[mcquiggd]

Some great descriptions on eBay ... e.g. bloke selling an empty PC case (Mini-ITX)

DESCRIPTION

This UNIQUE (EBAY exclusive) offer is to purchase a complete T3 case base kit.

What you get :
MAIN case (in Black)
Laser etched front panel
Power switch and black switch top
POWER LED (blue) on lead
Rubber feet
Labels
Screw kit


Blimey.. complete with power switch and POWER LED... rubber feet thrown in for nothing!!

All you need is a motherboard, memory, dvd-drive, monitor, keyboard, mouse etc... no need for expensive accessories as it already comes with the lead for the POWER LED.

Form an orderly queue....

[TheMonkey]

It's called "upselling". Something that works wonderfully with gullable muppets all over the world.

[chunkymonkey]

Is he the same person that was selling a picture of an alien laptop for £350?

[Clog II The Avenger]

Self tapping Screw for Sale.

Save using messy glue or insecure string.
All metal construction.
Head designed for screwdriver for ease of use.
Clockwise turning motion increases penetration.
Ability to unscrew using reverse motion.
Pointed end for ease of use.
Environmentally friendly reusable.
For use on wood metal and plastic.

[Fungus]

For sale:

Compost kit.

Just add straw and wait a month or two.