Sign of the times...

[DimPrawn]

I had to get the missus a birthday present so dashed down to the high street.

HMV shut.
Jessops shut.
Comet shut.
Ann Summers open.



**** it. Stuck a tenner in her card.

[AtW]

I had to get the missus a birthday present so dashed down to the high street.

You got married again so quick?

I hope you got prenup done this time.

[Robinho]

Which wife is this?

[DimPrawn]

Which wife is this?

I'll ask the sockie writers....

[d000hg]

Get a Toblerone from Tesco.

[vetran]

You should have promised a great night of sexual satisfaction where it was all about her.

Popped into Poundworld and get her half a dozen AA's for her Rampant Rabbit.

[NickFitz]

HMV stores are still trading. Should've gone to SpecSavers