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    The Ladie is almost there

    http://www.sportrelief.com/superswim/
    Why the feck would anyone want to do that.
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

    #2
    Hey, don't knock it

    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    http://www.sportrelief.com/superswim/
    Why the feck would anyone want to do that.

    At least it's kept him out of the tv studios for a little while. Be thankful for that.

    Margaret.
    Margaret.
    The gentleman wants to know if we have any scripts which are actually funny, containing characters who are not grotesques, and who speak funny lines instead of just repeating the same tiired old catchphrases all the time?
    Why not?

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      #3
      I'd've been impressed if Matt Lucas had done it.

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        #4
        Yeah, but no, but, yeah but no but.

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          #5
          Matt Lucas couldn't have done it because each time he got near the shore, concerned locals would be pushing him back into deeper waters to prevent him from beaching.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish
            Matt Lucas couldn't have done it because each time he got near the shore, concerned locals would be pushing him back into deeper waters to prevent him from beaching.
            either that or he would have been harpooned before he got half way. Possibly bombed by the RAF as a hazard to shipping.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish
              Matt Lucas couldn't have done it because each time he got near the shore, concerned locals would be pushing him back into deeper waters to prevent him from beaching.
              class
              whats the lowest you can do this for?

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                #8
                How can you possibly say that?

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                  #9
                  Definitely a shirt lifter!

                  Not even a humorous one.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    didnt think there was a closset big enough to come out of for him

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