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Whereever you be, let the wind blow free.

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    Whereever you be, let the wind blow free.

    Experts tell flatulent flyers: let rip - Yahoo! News UK


    #2
    quality troll in the comments

    I fart all the time on a plane, i love it when people look aroud to try and spot the guilty face, my personal best was when i was sat in the middle of a (i think a Airbus A320) and a lady right at the front of the plane turned arround with a disgusted look on her face. I almost caused rioting it smelt so rotton.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      I did a beauty on the tube the other day. It even made me feel a bit ill.

      N.b. I can't help it, it was a side effect of some medication.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        I can hold it in for a while but all that achieves is that the fart enters the double fermentation process which adds pungency to the aroma, so when I eventually let rip everybody will suffer. Better out immediately than in temporarily.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Process Engineers tip: Never fart when you're cycling - you never know whether you've let slip some two phase flow.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            Process Engineers tip: Never fart when you're cycling - you never know whether you've let slip some two phase flow.
            Cyclists' tip; never wear white cycling shorts.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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