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I fart all the time on a plane, i love it when people look aroud to try and spot the guilty face, my personal best was when i was sat in the middle of a (i think a Airbus A320) and a lady right at the front of the plane turned arround with a disgusted look on her face. I almost caused rioting it smelt so rotton.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
I did a beauty on the tube the other day. It even made me feel a bit ill.
N.b. I can't help it, it was a side effect of some medication.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I can hold it in for a while but all that achieves is that the fart enters the double fermentation process which adds pungency to the aroma, so when I eventually let rip everybody will suffer. Better out immediately than in temporarily.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Process Engineers tip: Never fart when you're cycling - you never know whether you've let slip some two phase flow.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostProcess Engineers tip: Never fart when you're cycling - you never know whether you've let slip some two phase flow.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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