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Wheres Suityou01?
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Wheres Suityou01?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
In a German prison?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
I've been wondering this too. I sent him a PM with an offer of money and he hasn't responded. Bleedin' cheek.Comment
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Originally posted by RasputinDude View PostI've been wondering this too. I sent him a PM with an offer of money and he hasn't responded. Bleedin' cheek.
You need the "Bishop of Bath & Welles"
OBAQ - he shoots he scoresAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm here
All is well here in sunny Bielesfeld.
Well ok, not all, in fact I face some sticky situations here, but who on earth would want to hear any of that guff?
Seriously, the journey here would eclipse Top Gear.
Work is ok. Nice people, and Im doing some good work for them, albeit that the tasks for me are unclear and constantly changing. Standard first week.
Elderly German steed has developed a 60 a day cough since getting here. I suspect a breather hose is faulty but finding a reputable motor factors is secondary to mastering the autobahn, finding ATMs and finding supermarkets.
Hanging on by a thread, Suity style.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Well done Suity - nothing like a bit of rapid learning, and not just about the skills this time, learning the cultural side must be a PITA tooComment
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Originally posted by administrator View PostWell done Suity - nothing like a bit of rapid learning, and not just about the skills this time, learning the cultural side must be a PITA too
No doubt I'll get my letter from Interpol
Once leaving Belgium the satnav and roads became much much easier.
Alles in ordnung, am mein apartment im Bielesfeld. :kisses:Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Don't forget to do your shopping on Saturday. The shops will be closed on Sunday.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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