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OwlHoot
17th June 2005, 17:27
I reckon it would be to wait until they go away on holiday, then creep into their house and fit a roll-top bath in the bathroom, at least six inches away from the wall all round, so they'd have nowhere to store their serried ranks of shampoo bottles, bubble bath, conditioner, etc, etc (half of them empty). :evil

DodgyAgent
17th June 2005, 17:40
Force them to listen to AtW? :D

snaw
17th June 2005, 17:41
then creep into their house and fit a roll-top bath in the bathroom, at least six inches away from the wall all round, so they'd have nowhere to store their serried ranks of shampoo bottles, bubble bath, conditioner, etc, etc (half of them empty)

What's that got to do with young geezas dressed in burberry caps and bling then?

Lucifer Box
17th June 2005, 17:43
Introduce them to Chico.

amcdonald
17th June 2005, 23:26
Give them a job, a bar of soap (for washing not smoking) and some deodorant :smokin

MarillionFan
18th June 2005, 10:56
Take their mothers PC away so they cannot post on CUK when they get home from school.

xoggoth
18th June 2005, 10:58
Oh god. Sounds like our bathroom (apart from the rats). I must be a chav.

Board Game Geek
20th June 2005, 06:25
Personally, I think bathrooms are highly over-rated.

In the little market town of Duodenum, just outside Lavenham, the local historical society (funded by a medieval Outreach worker) are reinstating cultural practices.

Massive great big bottoms hang out of windows and defecate on to the street below.

I've also noticed a new family move in yesterday, the NGoto's from Botswana.

So it soons looks like massive great big black bottoms are going to hanging out of number 5 shortly.

Being a good neighbour, I have welcomed them with a selection of home made bran cakes.

I have turned my own bathroom in to a bedsit, so Xog, if you are in the area and want to do some bottom watching, let me know. The window overlooks the village green and there is some major cr@pping action around lunchtime. Normally see at least 10-15 bums over a 2 hour period. During the evening, when it's dark, I do have a collection of edited highlights on DVD to keep you happy.

Strangely, the people at number 4 never seem to go to the loo. Which is weird.

sgrollitt
20th June 2005, 08:49
I know it's off topic, but what the heck does ROLMAO stand for?

Ardesco
20th June 2005, 09:57
Do you mean ROFLMAO

If so

Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off

sgrollitt
20th June 2005, 11:20
OK thanks. It's a strange thing to say don't you think? In fact you'd never say it would you - either the accronym or the full version. It's just something some people type in bulletin boards and the like is it?

SODOFF

sasguru
20th June 2005, 11:21
Make 'em work for a living?

Board Game Geek
20th June 2005, 11:23
Make 'em work for a living?

That's a real vote winner that one.

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 11:56
Cruellest thing to do to a Chav?

Give them an education, force them to speak properly, and ban Big Brother from TV.

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 11:57
"Cruellest thing to do to a Chav?"

Let them live in mainland Europe for 1 year.