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    Friday caption competition



    Enjoy
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Woman who swallowed live octopus regrets it later.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Onlooker at family fete looks on in horror as drunk woman attempts to reenact the "Two girls one cup" internet video hit.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


        Enjoy
        See! No gag reflex. I think someone owes me a fiver
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


          Enjoy
          And they said I couldn't take on Obama
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Bude Woman attempting to swallow the entire TAT-14 Submarine Cable in one sitting, chokes on final 30cm.
            Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
            "I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."

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              #7
              Woman felates worlds most well-hung midget

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
                Woman felates worlds most well-hung midget
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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