FAO Suity

[aussielong]

I'm relocating to Germany to do an important contract soon.

However, I don't speak German. Could you please prepare a handbook of useful phrases for me?

Thanks buddy. No rush, I need it back end of the month. Just drop it in my Inbox.

Thanks buddy.

[BrilloPad]

handi-hock

It means hands up according to my grandfather. He fought in WW1 and was the only piece of German he knew. He never got to use it in practice.

HTH

[mudskipper]

Donner und Blitzen!

It's the phrase to say when things go tits up.

[BrilloPad]

Donner und Blitzen!

It's the phrase to say when things go tits up.

Aren't they 2 of Santa's reindeer?

[mudskipper]

Aren't they 2 of Santa's reindeer?

Santa's not real.

HTH.

[MarillionFan]

Santa's not real.

HTH.

Same as Suity.

[mudskipper]

Same as Suity.

Suity's real. AndyW's mum saw him in her bedroom one night.

[BrilloPad]

Santa's not real.

HTH.

I heard this rumour that my kids' presents were bought by their father - but I never bought them any. Every year this fat bloke in a red suit turns up with a full sack and goes into the bedroom with MrsBP to unload it.

Are you trying to tell me this is MF?

[suityou01]

I'm relocating to Germany to do an important contract soon.

However, I don't speak German. Could you please prepare a handbook of useful phrases for me?

Thanks buddy. No rush, I need it back end of the month. Just drop it in my Inbox.

Thanks buddy.

Geben mir im arsch bitte.

[BrilloPad]

Ich bin suity. Ich bin project manager wunderbar.