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Gay Bored Geek
17th June 2005, 13:53
Ever notice how beautiful people often have ugly parents?
Very rarely do two attractive people sporn attractive children.

trajectory
17th June 2005, 13:56
I'm incredibly handsome and my wife is incredibly fit.

My kids are fairly stunning too. :smokin

traj "in pissing on your BBQ" mode.

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 13:57
What if one parent is ugly and the other beautiful?



Wage in 'hoping the kids don't look like me' mode.

SupremeSpod
17th June 2005, 13:59
sporn attractive children.

Oh Dear!

What have you got on your mind?

trajectory
17th June 2005, 14:04
wage,

So she married you for your money then?

Or have you got an enormous personaility?

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 14:06
traj, it's amazing what a combination of black magic and pity can achieve :D

sasguru
17th June 2005, 14:06
GBG - given your forum moniker, surely this isn't an issue for you

trajectory
17th June 2005, 14:07
black magic chocolates? :\

Gay Bored Geek
17th June 2005, 14:08
I've got a friend who's a male model, one of his parents is goofy and the other is boss eyed. I've noticed this ugly parents phenomenon alot.

Obviously the bloke who thinks everyone is his family is attractive is lying

SupremeSpod
17th June 2005, 14:10
Yeah GBG, you won't be fancying his missus, will you?

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 14:10
black magic chocolates?

Traj, some years back I got an attractive girlfriend because she believed I could get her work as an actress :lol

trajectory
17th June 2005, 14:15
Obviously the bloke who thinks everyone is his family is attractive is lying

Well they're attractive to me, Bakerloo boy! :D

Gay Bored Geek
17th June 2005, 14:15
Yeah GBG, you won't be fancying his missus, will you?

I always go for big men with Northern accents;)

dundeegeorge
17th June 2005, 14:16
I didn't realise you were from Norwich!

Gay Bored Geek
17th June 2005, 14:20
Are all contractors ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?

DimPrawn
17th June 2005, 14:20
Well both my parent were incredibly ugly and so am I so that pisses on your logic somewhat.

Gay Bored Geek
17th June 2005, 14:21
"Tend to be" there is always a runt in every litter

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 14:26
Are all contractors ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?

A more accurate question would be, are all geeks ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?
Cleaners are frequently contractors, but some of them can be quite attractive in a Chavy sort of way. Occassionally it's fun to play in the gutter :b

trajectory
17th June 2005, 14:28
wage,

Your Mrs can't be that attractive if you're shagging one of those fat Senegalese cleaners :x

Gay Bored Geek
17th June 2005, 14:30
Occassionally it's fun to play in the gutter

Yes, I'm hoping to do a a spot of guttering this very weekend

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 14:45
Your Mrs can't be that attractive if you're shagging one of those fat Senegalese cleaners

Traj, I’m not pulling anything at the moment; even the old wrist is limp. Eating at a fancy restaurant is great but sometimes it’s fun to eat fish n’ chips from a newspaper.

trajectory
17th June 2005, 15:10
sometimes it’s fun to eat fish n’ chips from a newspaper.

Especially with your fingers. All that grease and smell of salty fish - you can't beat it.

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 15:20
smell of salty fish

Traj, you need to be a bit careful with that one...bag of old clams :rolleyes

widgetdance
17th June 2005, 15:33
Especially with your fingers. All that grease and smell of salty fish - you can't beat it.Reminds me of an ex girlfriend :x

WageSlave1
17th June 2005, 15:36
Reminds me of an ex girlfriend

Wasn't called Angela, was she?

shaunbhoy
17th June 2005, 16:08
there is always a runt in every litter

And you'd know that better than most GBG.
:rolleyes