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I don't think siri likes me Scottish accent
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Ask her "Why did I pay so much for a pile of poo?". And report back.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAsk her "Why did I pay so much for a pile of poo?". And report back."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI thought it was an absolute bargain. The gal in front of me bought two. Is that a lot of money for you?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If you tell it you want to commit suicide it does actually try to helpDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIf you tell it you want to commit suicide it does actually try to help"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostIt flashes up "Pakistani truck driving school" ???Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Post"I'm sorry I did not understand you, please try again"
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostIt flashes up "Pakistani truck driving school" ???While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIf you tell it you want to commit suicide it does actually try to helpOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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