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    Another bank, another idiot BA

    Another confused individual.

    Complete lack of rigour. Doesn't understand the implications of his actions and inaction.

    Wears nice suits though.

    This is an industry joke.

    Now I have to cut this guy out. I've already started talking to the business directly. They know the BA doesn't fully understand the design. But things are moving forward because the business and I do.

    These BAs are parasites feeding off those that can deliver.

    Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.

    BAs - get out of town!

    #2
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Another confused individual.

    Complete lack of rigour. Doesn't understand the implications of his actions and inaction.

    Wears nice suits though.

    This is an industry joke.

    Now I have to cut this guy out. I've already started talking to the business directly. They know the BA doesn't fully understand the design. But things are moving forward because the business and I do.

    These BAs are parasites feeding off those that can deliver.

    Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.

    BAs - get out of town!
    At least suity's smartened up his appearance.

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      #3
      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
      Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.
      WHS
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        I thought most contractors were BAs, or soon learn to be
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #5
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          Another confused individual.

          Complete lack of rigour. Doesn't understand the implications of his actions and inaction.

          Wears nice suits though.

          This is an industry joke.

          Now I have to cut this guy out. I've already started talking to the business directly. They know the BA doesn't fully understand the design. But things are moving forward because the business and I do.

          These BAs are parasites feeding off those that can deliver.

          Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.

          BAs - get out of town!
          So you are coming up short and looking foolish for it, you are having to do someone else's job for them while they still get paid, and you are opening up yourself for risk that when it all goes tits up the BA will just say well the code monkey didn't follow my spec.

          Yeah I bet you are laughing
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            So you are coming up short and looking foolish for it, you are having to do someone else's job for them while they still get paid, and you are opening up yourself for risk that when it all goes tits up the BA will just say well the code monkey didn't follow my spec.

            Yeah I bet you are laughing
            It's not often I say this, but WHS.

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
              I thought most contractors were BAs, or soon learn to be
              Bulltulip artists? They certainly do.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                It's not often I say this, but WHS.

                That must have hurt to admit!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  That must have hurt to admit!
                  Everybody hurts. Sometimes.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Everybody hurts. Sometimes.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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