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2013 CUK awards

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    2013 CUK awards

    Need the list of honours before we can dole them out.

    1) Least cut out for contracting.
    2) Most bled radiators.
    3) Dirtiest chutney spoon.
    4) Biggest cretin.
    5) Dodgiest agent.
    6) Best socky.
    7) Ugliest that Mitch would.
    8) Best spartacus lookalike.
    9) Best eco shed.
    10) Best rep comment.


    More please.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    11) Suitilike

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      11) Suitilike
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        1) is a really tough choice, with both the OP and PsychoCandy around.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          1) is a really tough choice, with both the OP and PsychoCandy around.
          And I thought you were a shoein
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            My money is on Psycho, shortly after his next thread "Going to the toilet at work - do I need permission?"
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Old Greg for dirtiest chutney spoon I reckon.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Old Greg for dirtiest chutney spoon I reckon.
                I think I might be a little bit in love with Old Greg. His paedo jibes make it all bittersweet...

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                  #9
                  He is very good value, and the best we got since AL was ousted.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    1) & 2) see professional forum (where we are not alowed to attack)
                    3) Richard Cranium. Probably.
                    4) Log on, chuck a brick
                    5) DodgyAgent
                    He coud be so good for you
                    6) Troll
                    No contest
                    7) & 8) See 6)
                    9) Sas or AtW(now he's upwardly mobile)
                    10) Still waiting for the definitive a witticism
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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