The difference between conservatives and socialists
A Conservative and a Socialist were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty quid out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The socialist was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the dole office. He then reached into the conservative's pocket and gave him fifty quid.
A Conservative and a Socialist were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty quid out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The socialist was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the dole office. He then reached into the conservative's pocket and gave him fifty quid.
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