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Happiness is a warm gun

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    Happiness is a warm gun

    Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

    An argument over space aliens ended in a cuffing for a New Mexico resident after she reportedly threatened her other half with a handgun she whipped from her vagina.
    The comments are quite funny.

    This explains a lot :

    McCarthy is the ex-missus of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist novelist Cormac McCarthy, he of No Country for Old Men fame. The couple tied the knot in 1998 and divorced in 2006.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    so either she has a small gun or a big jack danny.......

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      #3
      <Crocodile Dundee style....>

      That's not a gun.....reaches for 'weapon'

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        so either she has a small gun or a big jack danny.......
        Considering a standard size one will fit a baby...

        Here she is boys:



        Police say that according to her partner's testimony, she left the house, returned later, "went into her bedroom", then "came out of her bedroom wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina".
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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