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    Bellona

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1870270

    Poll to follow

    Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:
    They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
    They have longer arms
    They have a stronger grip

    And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................

    50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.
    12
    big boobs
    16.67%
    2
    short arms
    8.33%
    1
    limp wrist
    8.33%
    1
    how can you have 50% of 3 options?
    41.67%
    5
    Bellona is a man
    16.67%
    2
    Bellona=Andyw's mum
    8.33%
    1

    #2
    PS we all know that boob size is subjective so if she posts a piccie we can decide.

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      #3
      FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.


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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.
          That's right. When BP mentions the size of his willie they roll about laughing not giggling.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.
            It's a supply and demand thing. We demand but don't get the supply so any mention gets us all eager like.

            You lasses don't have any such problem.

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.
              It was the "no need for a poll" comment that got me - its just asking for it.

              And I am sure most of the male members(snigger) were more interested in wrist strength. I wonder why?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                It was the "no need for a poll" comment that got me - its just asking for it.

                And I am sure most of the male members(snigger) were more interested in wrist strength. I wonder why?
                You need a powerball.

                https://powerballs.com/

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  You need a powerball.

                  https://powerballs.com/
                  I do have power grips - one at home and one in the office. Maybe I should lend them to Bellona.

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                    #10
                    WTF?

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