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    Schlimm schlimm schlimm

    Ich lese die Nachrichtung in die Zietung. Ich kann nichts verstehen.

    Alles schlimm ist. Ich kann nichts Deutsch lesen.

    Es ist im arsch.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Ich fühle mich für dich mein Freund. Kann ich jetzt ein Bier?
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Danke dir.

      Natürlich. Es ist ganz spät für die erste.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        OK ich muss im Bett gehen. Ich bin Hundemuede. Morgen ist ein neuer Tag. Vielleicht wenn ich versuche jeden Tag ein bischen Deutsch zu lesen, macht es mein Deutsch besser.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I'm sure Heidi Klum would recite Dusseldorf Yellow Pages and make it sound sexy.
          <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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            #6
            Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
            I'm sure Heidi Klum would recite Dusseldorf Yellow Pages and make it sound sexy.
            This lady makes German sound sexy

            http://youtu.be/YBlejSNhmsU
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              This lady makes German sound sexy

              http://youtu.be/YBlejSNhmsU
              Not my type.
              <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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                #8
                Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
                Not my type.
                ok anderes clip http://youtu.be/4wOoLLDXbDY
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  For those who don't speak German like me, may I suggest:

                  Google Translate

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                    For those who don't speak German like me, may I suggest:

                    Google Translate
                    Das hilft nicht. Auch im arsch.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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