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not exactly overhead, but on last nights Embarassing Bodies....
A girl had continuous hiccups for about 4 months.
The doctors asked the mom whether her daughter had tests etc.
The mother replied to the effect of "Yes, we went to the GP, and a ENT specialist. She's even had a brain scan. They found nothing".
One evening in the early eighties, fell asleep in front of the telly, BBC, remember it went off at about 11:30pm then and you got the little dot and 'booooooo' tone....
Woke up about 1:00am dot and tone still going, then out of telly came;
"Well turn the bloody thing off then!"
Suspect it was a BBC gaffer telling the dot and tone man to turn them off - left the mike on and not directed at me personally!
My father has arthritic hands and was struggling to do something. I was in quite a lot of pain at the time and struggling to bend over to do something, so I suggested we swap jobs.
It came out as "you bend over and I'll use my thumbs"
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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