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MarillionFan
23rd May 2014, 18:13
I counted at least 30 shits
Which also consisted of
Around 10 'I dont give a f-ck'
3 You have to be 'shitting me'
Lets get this 'shit' done
4 What is the ******* problem!

Amazingly I didn't swear once. Now, that's a record!:happy

speling bee
23rd May 2014, 18:16
I counted at least 30 tulips
Which also consisted of
Around 10 'I dont give a f-ck'
3 You have to be 'tulipting me'
Lets get this 'tulip' done
4 What is the ******* problem!

Amazingly I didn't swear once. Now, that's a record!:happy

I work with a very nice chap who shouted at a supplier in a project board meeting that he was a ******* ******. And with good reason.

mudskipper
23rd May 2014, 18:18
I work with a very nice chap who shouted at a supplier in a project board meeting that he was a ******* ******. And with good reason.

I got told I was a star today too.

speling bee
23rd May 2014, 18:23
I got told I was a star today too.

Sounds like a disguised permie term.

MarillionFan
23rd May 2014, 18:25
I got told I was a star today too.

I told someone to wear a star today.

Churchill.

tractor
23rd May 2014, 18:40
I kid you not, I had a meeting with a user who in between 20 effs in a half hour finished up by saying 'and I want to put all this stuff in the thingy' :laugh

vetran
23rd May 2014, 23:14
once upset a supplier so much he said to my boss & I ,


'I don't need your ffing business'.


apparently asking him to fix the faults in his system was unreasonable.

I tried not to laugh.

We tend not to get a lot of swearing HR frown on it (a lot - to the point you get taken aside).