Maybe I should get married?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe I should get married?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Originally posted by vetran View Postunless you are lucky enough to marry someone as nice as Mrs V you won't get it then either.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostHe didn't specify that it would be with another human.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postftfymerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostSo that's why BP spends weekends in North Wales.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe I should get married?
Next time I'm just going to find someone I don't like and buy her a house.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostDon't get married it'll just end up with a nasty divorce, in my experience.
Next time I'm just going to find someone I don't like and buy her a house.Comment
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You say: "I don't get sex"
Does that mean you don't get any, or you don't understand it?
Either way, marriage is far from a guarantee of nookie. Although it is a good bet for the woman to make off with all your worldly possessions, including your house.
I would recommend this:
The Girlfriend Sequence | Daygame.comComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThere are sheep in Kent too. But not so many cliffs you can take them to the edge of so that they push back....
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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