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Brexit Briefing Paper No. 4

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    #11
    It's funny how Brexiters have such a selective memory.
    It was David Davies, the thick fooker, who laid down the policy "Nothing is agreed until everything is agreed".
    So if the EU are now not negotiating just on the bits that Brexiters want they are only following Davies negotiating rule.

    That's what happens when you send a plonker to do a man's job :

    Brexit. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      I wonder who wrote Article 50?
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        I wonder who wrote Article 50?
        Some Scottish guy. Was it scoots?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Actual LOL. Could this be the same Andrew Watt who uses the Twitter handle "KillBrexitNow" to send an uninterrupted stream of Continuity Remain matter to his mighty army of 437 followers?


          Okay, he is added to the Project.



          PROJECT FEAR: Release 2.1.371.32

          Contributor: Dr Andrew Watt

          Enhancements implemented:

          - "On or around 29 th March 2019 all flights between the UK and the EU27 will cease."

          - "The UK will lose the benefit of Bilateral Aviation Safety Agreements between the European."

          - "Union and the USA, Canada and Brazil. Flights to those countries will also cease."

          - "The UK will also likely lose the benefit of its own bilateral agreements with other countries
          around the world with a consequent international cessation of flights to and from the UK."



          Great stuff! In only the 4th of 21 changes, the imaginative doctor has Britain in full air quarantine with the rest of the Planet. Oh No! A full change history can be found under "Executive Summary" in the contributed document.

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            #15
            Originally posted by unixman View Post
            Actual LOL. Could this be the same Andrew Watt who uses the Twitter handle "KillBrexitNow" to send an uninterrupted stream of Continuity Remain matter to his mighty army of 437 followers?


            Okay, he is added to the Project.



            PROJECT FEAR: Release 2.1.371.32

            Contributor: Dr Andrew Watt

            Enhancements implemented:

            - "On or around 29 th March 2019 all flights between the UK and the EU27 will cease."

            - "The UK will lose the benefit of Bilateral Aviation Safety Agreements between the European."

            - "Union and the USA, Canada and Brazil. Flights to those countries will also cease."

            - "The UK will also likely lose the benefit of its own bilateral agreements with other countries
            around the world with a consequent international cessation of flights to and from the UK."



            Great stuff! In only the 4th of 21 changes, the imaginative doctor has Britain in full air quarantine with the rest of the Planet. Oh No! A full change history can be found under "Executive Summary" in the contributed document.
            Maybe you're mixing him up with Andrew Haines, Chief Executive of the CAA
            https://www.caa.co.uk/uploadedFiles/...nes_011216.pdf
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #16
              It is quite funny and he is a bit strange but he has done his research unlike many in the actual government
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Here's a more up to date one, easier to read and comprehend:

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Here's a more up to date one, easier to read and comprehend:

                  You do realise millions of kids in the uk get absolutely nothing from santa each year don't you?

                  You haven't got a ******* clue.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    You do realise millions of kids in the uk get absolutely nothing from santa each year don't you?

                    You haven't got a ******* clue.
                    he's a remainer

                    he still believes in fairy tales like an EU NAAFI, the fourth Reich & that its good some foreign old man likes to sneak about his house late at night and fill people's stockings.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      he's a remainer

                      he still believes in fairy tales like an EU NAAFI, the fourth Reich & that its good some foreign old man likes to sneak about his house late at night and fill people's stockings.
                      Whereas you wouldn't recognise heavy irony if an anvil fell on your head.

                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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