What about moi, potato peeler?
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIf you say so. But then I'm not the one peeing my pants about the future.
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Originally posted by meridian View PostNo? What are your incontinence pants for, then? Just a weak bladder?
Difficult not to "lose it" at times.
HTH
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAwesome. Being "savaged" by the Klueless Klutz Klan.
sasguru - the weedy supercilious fantasist with the almost terminal Dunning-Kruger affliction that has been forced into having to head to deepest darkest rural Iberia to avoid the ubiquitous sneering giggles that afflict his every social interaction.
OG - the gender-confused Prosecco quaffing psuedo-intellectual hairsplitting lightweight pedant.
Whorty - someone that by his own admission looks as ridiculous as he invariably sounds. With that large sloping forehead, tacky Maori tattoos, Colonel Sanders beard and ridiculously enlarged earlobes, you are a poster child for where the Millenials went wrong.
Meridian - A johnny-come-lately halfwit with a penchant for trying sickeningly to ingratiate himself to his fellow Bremoaner halfwits by outdoing their half-baked pontifications about life post-brexit.
There are doubtless a few more knuckleheads singing from this same crazed songsheet, and if I have forgotten to ridicule you here it is simply because you are so instantly forgettable.
Fear not though, I am sure you already get more than enough ribbing as you stumble through your futile existences.
If you laid them all end to end they wouldn't reach a sensible conclusion.
All huddled together like a little virtue circle of numbskullery as history passes their hopes by without a backward glance.
Now I am sure if you put your empty heads together you might be able to negotiate a decent discount on Pampers.
You were bred for service, as you well know.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes, yes sergeant, now stop dribbling and fetch us brandy and cigars
You were bred for service, as you well know.Comment
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